Born in Moscow, USSR. Moved to Vienna, Austria, at the age of 385, stayed there long enough to realise it's a great city for retirement. Currently in London, UK, getting some kind of degree.

Codename 'kooshinni' started showing up on work in 1824 for reasons unknown time will tell qua qua what is this pointless drivel. I wish Eric Gill wasn't such a horrible person, but I do like the font...

I enjoy raving on (and on) about sustainability and wasteful consumption, animal conservation, bio-engineering, cats, the wonders of cosmology, and other equally exciting and no doubt terribly fascinating things.

INGREDIENTS: Aqua, Sodium bicarbonate, dust, Sesquioxide, Formaldehyde, Acetyl coenzyme A, Adenosine Triphosphate, Musa acuminata, Theanine.
Allergy warning! May contain traces of total annihilation.

Once opened, store in a cold and dark container.
Ensure product is unconscious before serving.